well, the other day my uncle told me about how he was jerking around an african spammer ... so i figured why should he get to have all the fun ... ;)
what follows is the communication i've had thus far with the very respectable and legit lawyer Barrister Chisom Edeh ...
also, i decided to use the name Jack Dalton since he was always falling in with scams on one of the best shows of all time ... MacGyver
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From: barrchisom4 [mailto:barrchisom4@compaqnet.fr]
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 6:16 AM
To: barrchisom4@compaqnet.fr
Subject: GOOD DAY
Chisom & Co. Chambers
Solicitors & Advocates.
06 BP 1409 Akpakpa Dodomey,
Cotonou - Benin Republic.
Dear friend,
I humbly crave your indulgence in sending you this mail,if the
contents does not meet with your personal and business ethics,I
appologise in advance.I am Barrister Chisom Edeh,the Personal
Attorney to late Mr,Goerge K Marshall who was a contractor with
emelite gold mining company here in Benin.And on the 3rd of Oct 2001,
my client,and his family were perished in a ghastly car accident along
Midombo Togo express way. But my client made a fixed dopsit valued at
(USD$10.7M) ,and upon the maturity this bank started contacting him
but no response.Conseqently,the bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have the account confiscated after four years, as the
law of this land says.
Since then I have made several enquiries to their Embassy to locate
any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved
unsuccessful.Since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives
for over two years now I seek your consent to present you as the next
of kin of the deceased since you are from the same country ,so that
the proceeds of this account valued at (USD$10.7M) can be paid to you
and then you and me can share the money.I know that you might be
wonder why i have decided to trust you with this huge sum, but the
truth is that i need you to get this money out and considering the
fact that your a foreigner which makes it a lot easier and straight
forward.I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back
up any claim we may make.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.Please
get in touch with me both through email to enable us discuss further.
Best regards,
Barrister Chisom Edeh
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Barrister Chisom Edeh,
I am elated with joy that out of all the world you have selected me
to help you with your financial situation. I feel it must have been
inspired by God the Almighty himself that you should contact me.
Please do not hesitate to email me back with more details so that we
may proceed. I am looking forward to hearing from you soon!
God bless,
Jack Dalton
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Dear Jack Dalton ,
Compliment of the day to you.I got your mail, thanks for your response to
my mail. I did appreciate you took your time, to read through the
proposal .I am most grateful and that really shows your concern and
commitment to maturity. I did appreciate your concern towards this great
offer. I have to contact you on this with a true mind, believing, that i
will see this through with you.
Like i have said, I am Barrister Chisom Edeh, the personal lawyer to late
Mr George K.Marshal,whom i did refer to you as my clientele. I was his
personal lawyer, here in cotonou. I have carried out several assignments on
his behalf. I got to know of this money in question when i stood in as a
referee/lawyer, at the bank when he did the fixing of this money in
question. So when the bank did find out that he was late, i was called upon
as his lawyer to produce his kins,since i am aware of the said deposit.
Meanwhile, i will get all necessary legal back ups to present you to the
bank as his kin, if you do agree to this. I have all that it will take for
the bank to approve your application and release the money into your
account but ,so you will act fast by forwarding to me your informations
such as your address,your full names and your banking detains where you
wish the fund to be transfer into,so that i will use it to obtain some
legal documents in your name including the application of claim,you should
also remember to reply with your phone number for easy communication.
Finally, when this money is approved and transfer to your given account,
you will draw for yourself, 40% as your own share,while 5% will go to any
charity home of your choice as a mark of respect that we are sharing out
with the needy. So, if this is acceptable to you,call me or reply as soon
as you recieve this mail ,so that we can talk on this and i will further
give you details, so that we start off at once.
Barr.Chisom Edeh
Telephone Line: 00229-070-361
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Barr.Chisom Edeh,
I hope that this email finds you in good health. I am very excited to
hear back from you in regard to helping you with this prosperous
financial venture. It truly is inspired by our Lord and Savior Jesus
the Christ. I will be including my personal contact information in
this email so that we can conduct this affair in a timely and
efficient manner. However, I must tell you that all communication
will have to be conducted through email since as a child I had a very
severe case of meningitis which rendered me completely deaf. I do
however have access to a TextPhone, so if you do as well then I will
be able to contact you via phone, otherwise email will have to
suffice.
Also, what information in regards to my bank will you be needing?
Jack Dalton
The Phoenix Foundation
31337 Angus Dr.
Los Angeles, California
90077
God bless,
Jack Dalton
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and i am now anxiously awaiting a response from my new business partner ... haha